Dom Capers

The first head coach of American football's Carolina Panthers, now leading the Houston Texans.

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Mr. Sandman

A Philadelphian boxer in the Nintendo game "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" and the Super Nintendo game "Super Punch-Out" who could deliver three powerful uppercuts in a quick series.

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Disco Rodeo

A concert venue located in Raleigh, North Carolina, which was previously named "The Ritz."

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Harrison Ford

Clean-shaven American actor.

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Tom Selleck

Moustachioed American actor who starred in T.V.'s "Magnum P.I."

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Crocodiles

Aquatic reptiles whose wide jaw motions can be comically imitated with human arms.

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Black History Month

February, when people and organizations across America revisit the African-American experience.

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Repetition

The same thing over and over again.

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Wildebeest

A large-horned African antelope that was the subject of a heated discussion on an episode of the defunct TV series "The Cosby Show."

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Spite

Petty, antagonistic behavior.

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Fake badger

A plush toy, holographic projection, or other facsimile of a burrowing, brown and white-striped woodland animal.

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Fret buzz

The noise created by guitar strings hitting the guitar's neck when plucked, usually due to the strings being too low.

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Cheerful

Being pleasant, friendly, and maintaining a positive attitude whatever the circumstances.

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Miracles

Great, implausible events.

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Yogurt

A thick, creamy, fermented dairy product sold in a variety of flavors.

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New Year's Day

January 1.

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North

The cardinal direction 90 degrees to the left of sunrise.

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Numbers

Symbols that represent quantities.

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Neighborhoods

Distinct geographic clusters or districts within a municipality.

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Neon signs

Electrified glass tubes filled with neon gas so as to emit brightly colored light.

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Jewel cases

Slim, almost square plastic holders of compact discs and their liner notes.

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Crossword puzzles

Printed games in which one must partially fill a grid with words corresponding to various clues.

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Hephaestus

The ancient Greek god of fire and metalworking.

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Shit-stained buckets of tax forms

Open-faced containers filled with copies of IRS form 1040 and coated with feces.

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